I strongly dislike when I put on my school girl skirt and Cthulhu sports a chub. Anyway, way back when I wrote an article about how many people google tentacle rape. Well, you know what has happened? It's now my top viewed article.
OF ALL THE THINGS.
ON THE INTERNET.
My words can only be expressed in short capitalized statements that don't make much sense. Now let's try a little experiment. If this becomes my second most viewed, or lawl first most. I will find a tentacle rape H-game and post it for you.